All I want to do is reply to you and I can’t figure out how to do that!!! I don’t think I like this website. Sorry TUMBLR. But it really is not that easy. So Ash, I like your story idea! But I feel like it might get a little bumpy for you. So watch out for those rocks and those hills. They come quickly! Hazel-nut. Is that going to be the very last line in the book?
If we were to liken the level of customer service readily found by most corporations to the magnitude of human percentage we bear… well… Id say its quite askew.
But then you have to ask: Is the average human in fact… average? Id say most are moronic at best and deserve the sub-relations they receive. To be above average then, with the standard of rate being the same… youd still come up short. I blame it on the alcohol…on the rain… no, on the tetons.
I miss ya friend.
Well… whats the word? And dont you dare say anything about a bird. I hate when people quote from family guy. Im thinking soon we should do that meet up thing. you know… both drive an hour to two, meet up somewhere mid-MN and then have a picnic. a rum picnic. I dont think anyone likes it as much as me, but you’d be my closest competitor. How about on… April 24th?????? can you take that day off? let me know! maybe we can get Mel in on this.
I sat on hold for 20 minutes waiting for someone from the IRS to “help” me with my very valid question. Someone finally picks up on the other end, from China, and barks at me with an accent that is barely understandable. ”What you want?!” After talking to my sweetheart Chinese lady, I felt like I had been beaten up even further if possible, by the IRS. Of all the companies on the face of this earth, shouldn’t the IRS have some top notch customer service skills? Shouldn’t they be a tich bit concerned about how they are treating people who are already super angry and under stress? You would think so, just to try to soften the brutal beating you are about to get. But no, they underpay people who can barely speak English to take the hit for them and these people in turn, could give crap. I’m just sick to death of every person I come across lately feeling like they have the right to treat their customers like sub-humans. It is not your right. It is my right to take down your name and call your supervisors. I don’t think I’m that bad of a customer. But no one cares. Especially not the IRS.
I can’t get that song out of my head. Sometimes you just have to keep them in there I guess. There are too many things to write about. And they just should not be written down. How’s the brain doing? Oh, you know…pretty horrible. I need to use my camera more, I know this is a fact. I like holding a memory. In my hands and not just relying on my heart and my brain to recall something, it might not even have happened. I like forgetting some too. It’s too bad those are the ones I don’t have to hold on to. Three days. How did it go by like it was only ten minutes? I hate my house.
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Well, if you are looking for a low energy option, than I suggest writing about breakfast. If you are looking for an interesting option that might produce more energy I would suggest writing about how it is that Madonna, although being known for her slutiness, has now become somewhat of a Hero to society (much like Bono)…and how did this transpire? What is that religion all about anyway? If you want a gluten free option, I would write about Rice. And for high-energy levels, I suggest writing about NASA. You could combine them all and see if they have any connecting factors….? Love you!
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say what?? you dont know their anniversary? wowza. i guess not every family is like mine. we take it very seriously. a whole year without killing eachother, its a big deal. besides, its their 35th. so we figured we wanted to do something nice for once, instead of just towels and sheets. i would love to watch your cool new show! and what is sleeping in for you? like getting up at 8? jason always says “i’m gonna sleep in!” and he’s up by like 730 or 8. my sleeping in, is not waking up til tomorrow. how wasteful though. so i finished my scrapbook…well, i have to snap a photo of the 4 of us when they get here on sunday and than put that at the end, and than i will be done. but the main stuff is done. and it was pretty fun. its not like a normal scrapbook. and jason helped me a lot on it. so did fozzie. still snowing!! good grief, its like 7 inches out there. good thing i dont need to go outdoors.
Ashley! Ok, so first off…every time I work a morning shift, I throw on the Ellen show and right after it is The Price is Right. And I have to say, it THRILLS me to hear that audience roar. I mean, it is just insane. If you didn’t know it was a game show, you would swear that a whole city was getting murdered. It makes me stop everytime, just to SEE it with my own eyes….why are they screaming so LOUD and so murderous??! I’m in awe. So I am glad that you didn’t pick the people who are watching it to be worse off than the audience…I would have real troubles with that.
I cant believe about the ice storm ya’ll had down that way! We didn’t have anything. But it has been snowing pretty like all day and its made a big pile outdoors. Just like a dog! Wait…no.
Opinion you say?? OPINION?? I will give you one! (I think we’ve done this before…) Ok, so I cant really say I have any opinions today…just thoughts maybe. Its my snow day. I haven’t turned the switch on to my brain thoughts yet. I watched the new episodes of 30Rock and The Office and eaten a subway and I’m still in my pajamas and now that I’m under all this pressure to think, I feel like I might die.
How is your work life going? Thinking about getting a third job to fill up those extra 4 hours you waste sleeping? (chuckle) Did you hear about the Abbotts? I’m sure you have. Unreal. I cant imagine the sweaters and the elbow patches that will be ensued for the wardrobe, male or female.
I’m going to be working on a scrapbook today. YES ASHLEY, that’s what I said. It’s for my parents anniversary, next week. I’m almost done with it. It showcases that my brother and his lovely wife and me and Jaybird are going to be taking them on an all expenses paid vacation to Chicago (insert laughter) to see the play Les Miserables (insert gasp). We will stay for 3 nights and 4 days. Im nervous and anxious that the god forsaken weather is going to RUIN my plans and put me out hundreds of dollars. And now that I just acknowledged it out loud, I feel like I want to throw up. Let’s move on.
How’s the fam? How are you? When will I see you again? When will my heart beat again? Wish I could remember the rest, but pretty sure it’s not worth it. I hope you are not iced into your Honda. Wanda.
Eaten any good seafood lately? =)
I met a girl named LeAnn. Her boyfriend is Matt. They are studying the Bible with a couple in our hall. She is my age. I think she’s cool. She is MY LEANN now. HAHAH!!! BOOSH!
(thumbs up) time for me to end this endless ramble of non-brain thinking thoughts.
I LOVE it when Tracey Morgan says that word. Love it. You are in Colorado?? See I’m only writing these blogs to you now Ashley. I just ate some chili. I thought you would like to know that. And you already know how I feel about the word Neighbor in a song. Disaster. Just like in real life. Songs. Jason is in Iowa for this week helping my dad paint a hotel. So I’m staying out with my mom…say prayers. I watched Back to the Future 3 last night, and I really did enjoy it again. I’m at work right now and it is packed full of MEN. MEN all around, with guns and dirt and they are all clogging the toilets and belching and scratching and ruining my floors that I JUST cleaned. Watch out DEER!!! I really love how Floyd describes Caitlin “She’s alive like a deer. She runs and she jumps and she sniffs and she stares!” I rewind that part all the time. Rewind? On a DVD? What’s the proper word? Dumb and Dumber is on in the breakfast room right now and I’m starting to regret the chili decision I made. I should have maybe veto’d that one. The men are clearing out, going to get drunk. I hope I am gone by the time they get back. I wonder how Colorado is? Warm? Misty? A shade of purple? The mountains always make me feel like I’m at home. I must have stared at them alot for those two years I lived in their backyard. I always knew something was fantastic about them. It sunk into my pits. That sounds way more gross than I mean. I am very sick of saying “hello” and nodding. 2 more hours. What are you doing?