January 2012
4 posts
Ok I cannot figure this out
All I want to do is reply to you and I can’t figure out how to do that!!! I don’t think I like this website. Sorry TUMBLR. But it really is not that easy. So Ash, I like your story idea! But I feel like it might get a little bumpy for you. So watch out for those rocks and those hills. They come quickly! Hazel-nut. Is that going to be the very last line in the book?
Alive... ITS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where are you?
Sub-human relations
If we were to liken the level of customer service readily found by most corporations to the magnitude of human percentage we bear… well… Id say its quite askew. But then you have to ask: Is the average human in fact… average? Id say most are moronic at best and deserve the sub-relations they receive. To be above average then, with the standard of rate being the same… youd...
hoobadeee haaabadoo
Well… whats the word? And dont you dare say anything about a bird. I hate when people quote from family guy. Im thinking soon we should do that meet up thing. you know… both drive an hour to two, meet up somewhere mid-MN and then have a picnic. a rum picnic. I dont think anyone likes it as much as me, but you’d be my closest competitor. How about on… April 24th?????? can...
February 2011
1 post
I am not a sub-human.
I sat on hold for 20 minutes waiting for someone from the IRS to “help” me with my very valid question. Someone finally picks up on the other end, from China, and barks at me with an accent that is barely understandable. ”What you want?!” After talking to my sweetheart Chinese lady, I felt like I had been beaten up even further if possible, by the IRS. Of all the...
January 2011
2 posts
Laugh hard it's a long ways to the bank.
I can’t get that song out of my head. Sometimes you just have to keep them in there I guess. There are too many things to write about. And they just should not be written down. How’s the brain doing? Oh, you know…pretty horrible. I need to use my camera more, I know this is a fact. I like holding a memory. In my hands and not just relying on my heart and my brain to...
vonderstop asked: I dont know what to write about. Maybe I just dont have the energy to write anything. Give me an idea Raerav..... c'mon. Be a pal.
November 2010
3 posts
vonderstop asked: Ok so Im going to the conservatory on thursday but dont know what im doing the rest of the day. I have decided to get a third job as a late night anchorwoman on CoolTV, channel 23-2. My family is fine Im pretty sure. How should I know. Yes winter is terrible and I hate ice unless its keeping my drink cool. That trip to Chicago (insert jealousy here) sounds good. I dont even know my parents...
Gobble-icious.
Ashley! Ok, so first off…every time I work a morning shift, I throw on the Ellen show and right after it is The Price is Right. And I have to say, it THRILLS me to hear that audience roar. I mean, it is just insane. If you didn’t know it was a game show, you would swear that a whole city was getting murdered. It makes me stop everytime, just to SEE it with my own eyes….why...
Quandry.
I LOVE it when Tracey Morgan says that word. Love it. You are in Colorado?? See I’m only writing these blogs to you now Ashley. I just ate some chili. I thought you would like to know that. And you already know how I feel about the word Neighbor in a song. Disaster. Just like in real life. Songs. Jason is in Iowa for this week helping my dad paint a hotel. So I’m staying out...
October 2010
3 posts
Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome to the wonderful world of blogging. People dont read and you run out of ideas real fast. Sounds like fun huh?
Coolio's hair was created by NASA.
That dinner sounded amazing. And I think I’m already out of ideas, but only because it was put into my head. The only place I get my ideas from these days are the sock puppets called Sifl and Olly. They are my inspiration for everything. They fall in love with carrots, they yell at monkeys, they sing absurd songs, they tell us lies…and all from a mere two sock puppets. Thank...
Let's see how this works.
Hello out there. I am wondering what this site is going to do, it seems odd so far…and I have in fact yelled at my computer two or three times now. Or really, just shouting to the ceiling. I am joining because I am sick of writing 1 sentence on facebook and having everyone think they know better or they somehow know ME. And all together, would really just like to write it out…kinda...